Viktor wasn't expecting such a laugh from the devil and just stared for a bit before noticing his vodka bottle filling up again. Neat trick. He downed some more and knew that it wouldn't catch fire, not now. The devil bloke seemed to be calming down after the whole setting the Brit's ass on fire thing.
"The Void? Is this some serious shit we'd be doing then? Going across some dangerous hole or something? I'm not afraid. We should do it, mate. Let me know when we can go. I'm touring so probably after."
The Brit talking as if this were some trip to the beach and not a perilous journey into a dangerous land. Near choking on his mouthful of booze, Viktor shot Lucifer a look.
"How do you know that? Yeah, he does. Only him. Anyone else gets a fucking fist in their face."
Shrugging, Viktor took another gulp of vodka and smirked. Yeah, that was Hunter alright. The glam queen and his love for bright, shiny clothes. Leopard print too. Fucking bad clothing choices in the punk's eyes. The tarty drummer seemed infatuated on the Swede though.
"That's him. Girly bloke. He can sing though. Too flashy for even the devil?"
Some day Viktor might get the added shock of seeing Lucifer as a lady but not today. AS the discussion turned the angel took the matter more seriously than the rest they had spoken about to this point. "The mythology of humans is not exactly correct. I do not rule Hell. We were banished to Chaos, a realm outside of creation. The Void is the space of nothingness between Chaos and creation. It is a dangerous place to navigate. Even God must take his time to cross it safely."
The devil blossomed into a smile, kind and warm. "I am many things but the Seraphim are made of fire, love, and passion. I heard it in the tone of your voice."
Affection was easy to pick up on for Lucifer and he would not goad the punk even if he wanted to giggle about this. He did not know much about Viktor's partner but the name and how Viktor reacted reminded him of Tony and his flair for nicknames of the same type.
"Contrary to some portrayals I am not often flashy unless I am sitting as king." An obvious point since the angel was standing there in a sleek, slim fit black suit with a white dress shirt.
Once Viktor actually gets to see Lucifer as a woman he might be shocked and it would no doubt turn his world upside down in some way but for now he's still getting used to the bloke side of the devil.
"Oh yeah? Sounds bullshit, mate. Is there some sort of bridge we can cross this Void thing to get to God's pussy palace? Can't you just fly up there with those fucking massive wings of yours?"
The punk didn't really understand but was trying to in his own limited way. Viktor's world was much smaller than Lucifer's and filled with being a rock star, pyromaniac and being with his Norwegian.
"King? You're a flashy fuck, aren't you? Do you sit on a fucking throne throwing fire balls at bastards who piss you off?"
Lucifer laughs and shakes his head. "The void is nothingness. I can fly across the void but it is not easy for a human to survive. We have only ever brought one human across and she was carrying the child of an angel. I am not sure you would survive."
He was being honest about the situation. Though, he breaks into a smile. "I do know how to safely bring humans into my realm which would suit you better than my Father's pussy palace in the sky."
He wondered what a pyromaniac would think of a land that was on fire constantly.
"Hardly unless I am the serpent in the garden." He's nearly coy with Viktor, though not quite. "Some things are true. I am one to whisper in ears and allow others to burn themselves to the ground. I have better things to do with my time than waste it harassing mortals."
"You can carry a chick holding a baby over this fucking void thing but not me? Bullshit. Vars will get pissed if I die so I can't be bothered with all that crap. If there's an easier way to kick God's ball sac let me know."
Viktor was truthful in this even though he guessed all this angel shit was way out of his league. What was one punk compared to all these angelic assholes? But the devil was offering to bring him to his realm so why the fuck not?
"So, are you being serious about all of this? You're not fucking around with me when you say you can take me to your realm? To Hell? I'd love to go. All the fire and burning shit."
"The baby is the offspring of an angel. It can protect her, unless you are suggesting that I turn you into a woman so you can carry an angelic child too." Lucifer is not serious about the last bit as the boyishly bad smirk he has can attest to. "I know of your partner and do not wish to invoke his wrath, or rather do not wish him to send gods after me for retalliation."
Lucifer knew some of the others were pagan and could only imagine the cursing that would come from an angry punk rock viking if his partner died.
"I do not live in Hell." Lucifer clarifies, now more serious. "God wanted me to rule there and torture human souls. I refused to do his dirty work. If he wishes humans tortured he can do it Himself." The whole idea of being God's personal torturer was disgusting at best and we'll worth rebelling against. "I rule in Chaos, a place beyond creation and the control of God."
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Date: 2021-09-06 07:10 am (UTC)"The Void? Is this some serious shit we'd be doing then? Going across some dangerous hole or something? I'm not afraid. We should do it, mate. Let me know when we can go. I'm touring so probably after."
The Brit talking as if this were some trip to the beach and not a perilous journey into a dangerous land. Near choking on his mouthful of booze, Viktor shot Lucifer a look.
"How do you know that? Yeah, he does. Only him. Anyone else gets a fucking fist in their face."
Shrugging, Viktor took another gulp of vodka and smirked. Yeah, that was Hunter alright. The glam queen and his love for bright, shiny clothes. Leopard print too. Fucking bad clothing choices in the punk's eyes. The tarty drummer seemed infatuated on the Swede though.
"That's him. Girly bloke. He can sing though. Too flashy for even the devil?"
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Date: 2021-09-06 07:33 am (UTC)The devil blossomed into a smile, kind and warm. "I am many things but the Seraphim are made of fire, love, and passion. I heard it in the tone of your voice."
Affection was easy to pick up on for Lucifer and he would not goad the punk even if he wanted to giggle about this. He did not know much about Viktor's partner but the name and how Viktor reacted reminded him of Tony and his flair for nicknames of the same type.
"Contrary to some portrayals I am not often flashy unless I am sitting as king." An obvious point since the angel was standing there in a sleek, slim fit black suit with a white dress shirt.
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Date: 2021-09-08 07:40 am (UTC)"Oh yeah? Sounds bullshit, mate. Is there some sort of bridge we can cross this Void thing to get to God's pussy palace? Can't you just fly up there with those fucking massive wings of yours?"
The punk didn't really understand but was trying to in his own limited way. Viktor's world was much smaller than Lucifer's and filled with being a rock star, pyromaniac and being with his Norwegian.
"King? You're a flashy fuck, aren't you? Do you sit on a fucking throne throwing fire balls at bastards who piss you off?"
Viktor's imagination was something.
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Date: 2021-09-12 12:37 am (UTC)He was being honest about the situation. Though, he breaks into a smile. "I do know how to safely bring humans into my realm which would suit you better than my Father's pussy palace in the sky."
He wondered what a pyromaniac would think of a land that was on fire constantly.
"Hardly unless I am the serpent in the garden." He's nearly coy with Viktor, though not quite. "Some things are true. I am one to whisper in ears and allow others to burn themselves to the ground. I have better things to do with my time than waste it harassing mortals."
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Date: 2021-10-04 04:15 pm (UTC)Viktor was truthful in this even though he guessed all this angel shit was way out of his league. What was one punk compared to all these angelic assholes? But the devil was offering to bring him to his realm so why the fuck not?
"So, are you being serious about all of this? You're not fucking around with me when you say you can take me to your realm? To Hell? I'd love to go. All the fire and burning shit."
This would be Viktor's dream.
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Date: 2021-10-06 04:42 pm (UTC)Lucifer knew some of the others were pagan and could only imagine the cursing that would come from an angry punk rock viking if his partner died.
"I do not live in Hell." Lucifer clarifies, now more serious. "God wanted me to rule there and torture human souls. I refused to do his dirty work. If he wishes humans tortured he can do it Himself." The whole idea of being God's personal torturer was disgusting at best and we'll worth rebelling against. "I rule in Chaos, a place beyond creation and the control of God."